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Memorable Messes

Memorable Messes

Every parent knows that when they have kids that we become live in cleaners. Cleaning up after your family is a full-time job. Children are truly professional mess makers. From piles of dirty dishes to handing my daughter a fresh cup of orange juice and her literally dumping it all over the floor because she saw a speck of pulp.
I’m Not Wearing That!

I’m Not Wearing That!

It’s all very simple. You have kids. You buy them cute clothes. You tell them how to dress, what to eat, who to be friends with, and they love you forever! YA RIGHT! You have kids, you buy them cute clothes, they tell you to f*ck off and they hate everything else you tell them to do.
I don't know!

I don't know!

When your kids are young and think you are the most brilliant person on the face of the earth. Ya, it’s the worst.  The questions never stop and most days I want to scream my biggest secret, which is that I just don’t f*cking know, but that is not in the job description!